The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage he burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms "Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble and Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage The lava was throwing and boiling inside the old Kage As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore No one respected him They just rejected him No one would represent Kage Left on the streets of his dreams He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: You got to retrieve him! You've got the technoligy, use the techniques of your trade He grabbed the Lapelles and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" Because Rage Kage and I can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! RAGE KAGE! OH RAGE KAGE! There'd be magic inside that old name And you know that you know That you're going completely insane Oh the Rage Kage! Oh the Rage Kage! All the line we rolled once again And you know Yes you know That you're going completely insane Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again. --- The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Tenacious D