Chemical Warfare

You are now listening to the sounds Of Shady and Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags (what?) Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled and gagged Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians, ahh (what?) Couple Hustler mags, now grab the Pez dispenser Fill it up to the max, with muscle relaxers (what?) The governor of Alaska, she lusts when I ask her To shove my Pulaski sausage up in her ass, huh (what?) While we hover over Nebraska Shooting at the fucking buffalo pasture In the helicopter, man, I can't fuck her no faster (what?) She's screaming, "Grab my titties, Shady suck on those bastards" But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after I'm a gigolo, bitch, I look like the Juggalo rapper? Every day, man, I just seem to get a little bit doper Shit, back down? Man, I'd rather lick on a scrotum And eat the fucking Octomom's p***y lips with some okra While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah While Rosie p***y-farts and takes a piss on the sofa Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers Your motherfucking mother's aromas like no other I keep thinking of her smothered in somas It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam I'm bringing the drama, Like Barrack Obama Playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots with the Octomama I'm vato loco, homie, I'll cock those llamas for chemical warfare Did I just say Octomom twice in the same rap? Fucking wack Chemical warfare Chemical warfare --- Chemical Warfare - The Alchemist and Eminem