Tidal Wave

A foot in the street and a foot in the gutter That's one foot in the morning rain Just round the corner a hole full of water And hot dog!, it's a holiday! Splish splash in a pool or puddle Don't trip up on a tidal wave You'll crash in a murky muddle Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real Went for a walk and I climbed up a tower It seemed like a thousand years Til I reached the top, oh and I picked a flower That grew through the stratosphere! Drop down to a cloud or jet stream Don't trip up on a weather vane You'll drown in a world or wet dream Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny I hoped for some return Next time I saw her she gave me a penny Wrapped up in a gummy worm Run round a field or meadow Don't trip up on a sugarcane Fall down in a lazy shadow Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real --- Tidal Wave - The Apples in Stereo