I Am Right!

So, tell me, pretty baby, are you still talking 'bout yourself? You're such a non-conformist, just like everybody else And if you had a heart, tell me, would you use it? And if you had a thought, I think you'd confuse it And if you understood exactly what I'm saying Would you have the common sense to Kiss my ass? 'Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right I'd like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball And then I'd take my baseball bat and knock it over the center field wall 'Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell it And if you had a life, you'd serve your time in hell Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting So it would be my pleasure to have you Kiss my ass 'Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right And if there was a god, I think she'd give her blessings To every dirty deed I would be confessing So, before I knock on heaven's door, please, grant my last request Would you be so kind as to Kiss my ass 'Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right --- I Am Right! - The Dictators