I Know How to Party

I can't think straight I'm always late My two left feet are clumsy My car's a mess I ripped my dress My hair looks kind of funny Cause I know I know I know I know I know I know how to party Yeah I know I know I know I know Yeah I know I know how to party My driving sucks I missed the bus Forgot to feed the cat I burned a microwave meal yeah How do you even do that I always lose my keys And forgot to say please And I left the oven on again And I always oversleep And forgot to brush my teeth And I'm bad at texting back my friends But I know I know I know I know I know I know how to party Yeah I know I know I know I know Yeah I know I know how to party My taxes are late I broke a plate And I'm always falling down on my ass Cause I'm always rushing faster and My brain is finishing last Yeah I'm always gullible I believe the stupid jokes And I think I made the dog too fat Now I'm sliding into home And my pants are full of foam Oh I'd never make a joke about that But I know I know I know I know I know I know how to party Yeah I know I know I know I know Yeah I know I know how to party You know I even Got a degree From a four year university But I started a band And I'm singing this song And now you know the whole freakin' story Cause I know I know I know I know I know I know how to party Yeah I know I know I know I know Yeah I know I know how to party I know I know I know I know I know I know how to party Yeah I know I know I know I know Yeah I know I know how to party