She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make you breakfast She'll make you toast But she don't use butter And she don't use cheese She don't use jelly Or any of these She uses Vaseline Vaseline Vaseline And I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues or his sleeve He don't use napkins or any of these He uses magazines Magazines Magazines Magazines I know a girl who reminds me of Cher She's always changing The color of her hair But she don't use nothing That you buy at the store She likes her hair to be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines