Your Feet's Too Big

Who's that walkin' 'round here? Mercy! Sounds like baby patter Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it Say, up in Harlem, at a table for two, There were four of us, me, your big feet and you From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet, From there down, there's just too much feet! Yes, your feet's too big! Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big! Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too big! I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big! Yeah! Lah-dee-doo-dah, Nah-dah-nah-dah Where d'ya get 'em? Nah-dee-ah-dah Your girl, she likes ya, she thinks you're nice, Got what it takes to be in paradise She said she likes your face, she likes your rig, But, man, oh, man, them things are too big Oh, your feet's too big Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big! Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big I hate ya 'cause your feet's too big My goodness, gun the gunboats! Shift! Shift! Shift! Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look just like a fossil You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin', 'Cause your feet's too big, yeah Come on and walk that thing Oh, I never heard o' such walkin', Mercy! You know your pedal extremities really are obnoxious. One never knows, do one? --- Your Feet's Too Big - The Ink Spots