Dreamgirl

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cause I see her In my dreams Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl If you envision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love You got your cellphone ring set to s*x and the City You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and I like that! Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend I like that! Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stop it in my sleep But you won't! Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you look like a bag of trash Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hell-bound turkey mixed with a baboon Your s*xy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts Your teeth so clean could of swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skinnish Open clamps with both feet cause your ambidextrous No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box Your family will all say CHEX MIX rocks! Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips The end --- Dreamgirl - Norah Jones and The Lonely Island