New Religion

Evidence of a new religion I'll spare you the details Effluent from a bloated business With replica shirt sales Two for the kids, one for the wife Indicating a stunted life Didn't know gullibility was so rife? Well, you do know now Evidence of a new religion Some hippie with a gripe Strikes a blow with his census form By summoning Star Wars tripe Here's a thing that I'd love to say Lynndie England walks free today If she'll only agree to play With every Jedi Knight An' lo, my faith it was honed We can't be alone Don't say we're alone Give me ancestry that's inbred Give me wit that's completely dead Give me a zip for the back of my head I wanna join in too Evidence of a new religion Meeting a human need Fertilizer for the brain Feeding the weakest seeds Feeding the weakest seeds Feeding the weakest seeds Feeding the weakest seeds --- New Religion - The Proclaimers