The Rubberband Man

Hand me down my walkin' cane Hand me down my hat Hurry now and don't be late 'Cause we ain't got time to chat You and me we're goin' out To catch the latest sounds Guaranteed to blow your mind So high you won't come down Hey, y'all prepare yourself For the Rubberband man You never heard a sound Like the Rubberband man You're bound to lose control When the Rubberband starts to jam Oh, Lord this dude is outta sight Everything he does seems to come out right Once I went to hear them play At a club outside of town I was so surprised, I was hypnotized By the sound this cat's puttin' down When this short fat guy Stretched a band between his toes Hey, I laughed so hard 'cause the man got down When he finally reached his goal Hey, y'all prepare yourself For the Rubberband man You never heard a sound Like the Rubberband man You're bound to lose control When the Rubberband starts to jam Got that rubberband Up on his toes Then he wriggled it up All around his nose (Doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo) Guaranteed to blow your mind (Do doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo) Playin' all that music, yet keepin' time (Doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo) Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord (Doo doo doo doo doo) Lord, help him get away Hey, y'all prepare yourself For the Rubberband man You never heard a sound Like the Rubberband man You're bound to lose control When the Rubberband starts to jam Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo Rubberband man, Rubberband man How much of this stuff do he think we can stand So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man, Lord And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe To his knee, got the feelin' in his head, y'all Ah, come on baby Hey, y'all prepare yourself For the Rubberband man You never heard a sound Like the Rubberband man You're bound to lose control When the Rubberband starts to jam Rubberband man starts to jam Movin' up and down across the land Got people all in his ways Everything about him seems out of place Just a movin', just a movin', just a move-move-movin' Just a Rubberband, Rubberband man Just a movin', just a movin',just a move-move-movin' Just a Rubberband, Rubberband man Get down Oh, get down lover Uh-huh