Icky Thump

Ah, icky thump Who'd a thunk? Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah, well What a chump Man my head got a bump When I hit it on the radio Redhead señorita Lookin' dead Came and said Need a bed in Español Said, gimme a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar And I don't need a microphone Icky thump With the lump in my throat Grab my coat And I was freaking I was ready to go Yeah, I swear besides the hair She had one white eye One blank stare Lookin' up, lyin' there On the stand near her hand Was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane Dry ice, something strange La la la la la la la la la la White Americans What, nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp And a prostitute too Icky thump Handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind Looked around There was nobody else Left alone I hit myself with a stone Went home And learned how to clean up after myself