Warm Beer And Cold Women

Warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in Every joint I stumbled into tonight That's just how it's been All these double knit strangers with Gin and vermouth and recycled stories In the naugahyde booths With the platinum blondes And tobacco brunettes I'll be drinkin' to forget you Lite another cigarette And the band's playin' something By Tammy Wynette And the drinks are on me tonight All my conversations I'll just be Talkin' about you baby Borin' some sailor as I try to get through I just want him to listen That's all you have to do He said I'm better off without you Till I showed him my tattoo Now the moon's rising Ain't got no time to lose Time to get down to drinking Tell the band to play the blues Drink's are on me, I'll buy another round At the last ditch attempt saloon Warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in Every joint I stumbled into tonight That's just how it's been All these double knit strangers with Gin and vermouth and recycled stories In the naugahyde booths With the platinum blondes And tobacco brunettes I'll be drinking to forget you Lite another cigarette And the band's playing somethin' By Johnnie Barnett And the drinks are on me tonight --- Warm Beer and Cold Women - Tom Waits