Beer Man

Spent the night with Jim Beam and Johnny Walker Red Woke up with a fright train runnin' through my head I'm a beer man Bobby's more the wine kind, Donny does his shots Sammy sips martinis, Odie smokes his pot I'm a beer man I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb But my open mind winds up closed again I like brown bottles and aluminum cans Simple, maybe, but that's who I am I'm a beer man I'll take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked Take it off that cracker and throw it on a hook I'm a beer man If I were a rich man tell ya what I'd do Be the same ol' plain' guy you always knew Just a beer man I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb But my open mind winds up closed again I like brown bottles and aluminum cans Simple, maybe, but that's who I am I'm a beer man