Don't Let Her

She always said if something ever Happened to me she would never Fall in love again Uh, what a waste We always said we'd go together But if I'm just half of her forever This goes out to whoever Takes my place She don't give 2 cents about money Likes a little coffee in her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you're hammered Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her She's insecure about her legs, right Something wrong with her hair, right Just tell her she's crazy (crazy) Even though she won't believe you, nah Best advice I can give you, brother Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother Even though she does sometimes It's gonna be our little secret She don't give 2 cents about money Likes a little coffee in her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you're hammered Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her Make her feel better Say something funny Say something 'bout the weather Tell her wherever I am, I'm good And if she thinkin' she can love again She should, understood? Orchids, that's her favorite flower Don't ever watch "The Office" without her After church, she gonna talk Her favorite season is football She don't give 2 cents about money Likes a little coffee in her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you're hammered Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her