Kill A Hipster

Rent's up (that shit's no good) Starbucks where the skate rink stood It's a fixture (it does no good) (I know) kill a hipster (save your hood) Wrote congress (it did no good) Read scripture (it did no good) You could take a picture or knock on wood (Fuck that) kill a hipster (save your hood) I'm getting Hummus, hummus I'm getting hummus, hummus I'm at the park playing dodgeball Drinking San Pellegrino like it's Cristal No school, alcohol Living no rules, Calvinball You wanna brawl? Ho please I sprinkle you with some goat cheese I get it straight from the fuckin' farm I even put goat cheese in my lucky charms I'm at the taco truck looking like a Mack I roll my Rs hard like I'm busting off a gat It's like, "Hola mama, I'm your papa" May I please have dos Horchatas? I'm like brap brap brap When I smack your ass fast with my backpack strap Rent's up (that shit's no good) Starbucks where the skate rink stood It's a fixture (it does no good) (I know) kill a hipster (save your hood) Wrote congress (it did no good) Read scripture (it did no good) You could take a picture or knock on wood (Fuck that) kill a hipster (save your hood) Pencil to the neck, razor to your inner tube Bullet to your disrespect, I hate your hipster attitude Your whole chassez, acting like you own us with your whole passe Dance around the issue patna, no plie But you'll get broke for that French shit, so casse And you can put that in your lit mag and your Tumblr blog Eat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hog Sip it like Kombucha, hope your last meal suit ya Do-gooder types, commuters on bikes Brooding 20-somethings with the coolest of "likes" You be loving on my city like Johns Rubbing on her titties leaving money in palms Our rumbling guts can only hunger so much Plus we redundantly blunted in lieu of giving a fuck We'll cut you for the scratch Leave in on a tee And if we've done it properly you're copping it from Treat, 'cause Rent's up (that shit's no good) Starbucks where the skate rink stood It's a fixture (it does no good) (I know) kill a hipster (save your hood) Wrote congress (it did no good) Read scripture (it did no good) You could take a picture or knock on wood (Fuck that) kill a hipster (save your hood) Look in the mirror and it's clear I've become one of 'em Kill me please if I'm one of 'em I walk the block like I'm hot shit I gentrified the corner store just buying hot chips But now I'm caught red-handed With this land so make me a dead bandit And if you see me sipping at an open keg Put me down like a horse with a broken leg Rent's up (that shit's no good) Starbucks where the skate rink stood It's a fixture (it does no good) (I know) kill a hipster (save your hood) Wrote congress (it did no good) Read scripture (it did no good) You could take a picture or knock on wood (Fuck that) kill a hipster (save your hood) --- Kill a Hipster - Chinaka Hodge and Watsky