Birdman Kicked My Ass

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman beat me to a pulp He gave me a yell-down war hell ride He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate I jumped over his fence after dark I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Heinz, it's America's favorite ketchup