Eatin' p***y/Kickin' Ass

Friday night I just got off work My boss, man, he's such a jerk So after work I went to his house Ate his wife's p***y and kicked his ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass That's what I do That p***y taste good Monday morning I got laid off So I celebrated with some alcohol Standing in the unemployment line I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time" Security Guard said, "you can't do that here" So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?" And I said, "okay" and then I ate her p***y Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y and kickin' ass That's what I do p***y in the mornin', sugar p***y in the night, yeah I eat a lot of p***y And then I get into a fight Thursday night I was feeling pretty great I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong Where there's supposed to be a p***y this girl had a dong I was bored and since I'd paid anyway I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y, suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y, suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y, suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' p***y, suckin' dick and kickin' ass (I don't want my name on this) God dammit fuckin' play motherfucker Where'd everybody go? God dammit