One of These

One thing leads, the other follows And I don't know which one I should be And does it really count if I choose to be none I don't see why not Can't imagine why it can't be Why it can't be so easy to I don't feel so good Think I have to call into work Think I have to roll in the dirt tonight One of these Can't put my finger on 'Cause it doesn't sit right I don't know which one Think I have to get rid of both Wouldn't want anyone to choke on I don't feel so lucky Think I never had what it took Think I never wanted it anyway Can't imagine why it can't be Can't imagine why it can't be Why it can't be so easy One thing leads, the other follows And I don't know which one I should be And does it really count if I choose to be none