Doritos & Fritos

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants I went to Greece to get something to eat I'm hard to please, I punched the referee I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean There was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with- And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Ooh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserk-us At 7/11 I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone Okay, I went to France to get some new pants I went to Greece to get something to eat He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen I need some sleep so turn down that TV He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Ooh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos She'll turn you to stone Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Stop