Mainstream Ratchet

Last night I bought the supermodel Got head on the way home She left her other friends at the club Got home, and I f***ed her with my J's on And that's ratchet huh? Yeah Her a** so big it look like she trying to walk backwards bruh (Woah bring it back) Take your b**** like I'm the dog catcher Take your a** to the mall after Spa day, shawty Kill that p****, pallbearer You from that RuPaul era I'm from that hell nah era Real n****s say true Real n****s ain't you I ride around with that yapper on me Gun clap when my Glock up on me Surround your a** with so many shots You'll be claustrophobic Crib so big a dinosaur can run through that s*** I'm a shark, and you a tuna fish My paper up, got your girl with her ankles up Gangster boy She got her T-shirt and her panties on She trying to smell my cologne I can f*** her anywhere I want I even f*** her on the floor And that's ratchet huh? Her a** so big it look like she trying to walk backwards bruh (Whoa bring it back) I'm on top like a toupée You on the side like a toothache Box your a**, suitcase I'm real, you ain't Calamari, crab cakes My closet the size of your damn place You lookin' at a star I wish that they could add space I'm getting money, fast pace My hoes gave my cash straight He can't ball, he castrated She the opposite of last place Do it, bust it open, slow it down, Robitussin My girl got a big a** Your girl, back pockets touching I want a dollar, I want everything Balls out, I let 'em hang Window shopping for a wedding ring On a double date with Molly and Mary Jane And that's ratchet huh? Her a** so big it look like she trying to walk backwards bruh If you patch your weed that's ratchet My last album was classic Shawty on my dica Backwards spells acid She pop a P like a zany She don't use no hands or no panties She rock like nose candy You f*** with me, ain't no plan B I'm a D boy with a degree I sold dope in my momma's home My girl p**** deep (deep) So right there is my comfort zone Born alone, die alone Mud in my styrofoam She got on top of me like a stage, I said use my dick as a microphone --- Mainstream Ratchet - 2 Chainz