Old Mr. Heffer

Stumbled my way on the darkest afternoon I got a beer in my hand and I'm draggin' a stoogie too The back of my brain is tickin' like a clock Well, I simmer down gently but boil on, what the fuck I get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight I get back 'cause I'm feelin' right Trouble is a word that starts with a capital T And I refer myself to the word 'cause I'm so keen Little do they know that I'm struttin' such a style It makes the trouble in me all worth the while I get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight I get back 'cause I'm feelin' right There goes Billy and Susie walkin' hand in hand Well, I quickly caught up slurring, "Yo what's the plan?" They had fear in their eyes and bellies that ran like dogs I barreled down laughing screaming, "Susie, you forgot your clogs" Well, old Mr. Heffer, I'm really pleased to meet you I didn't mean to scare your blue eyed child But Billy didn't talk to me and Susie wouldn't look at me It made me so doggone crazy, I had to chase them for a mile All I wanted was change for a buck Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' right Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' right, Jesus --- Old Mr. Heffer - 4 Non Blondes