Honky-Tonk Superman

Well, down at the factory, I'm never late I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop 'til Friday evening when I punch that clock Then I disappear until the weekend's through And you'll never guess who I turn into I'm a honky-tonk superman Ready or not, I'm back again Dancing on the tables And swinging from the chandeliers I'm a honky-tonk superman That's who I really am A real rebel, dare-devil Honky-tonkin' superman Everybody's waiting for my next move Last night I broke the record for acting a fool My favorite waitress said I went a little too far When I came roller skating down the top of the bar Now, don't blame me for just having fun The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done ('Cause) I'm a honky-tonk superman Ready or not, I'm back again Dancing on the tables And swinging from the chandeliers I'm a honky-tonk superman That's who I really am A real rebel, dare-devil Honky-tonkin' superman Hey, look up there on the neon sign It's a bird, it's a plane, lord, he's lost his mind Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman Ready or not, I'm back again Dancing on the tables And swinging from the chandeliers Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman Yeah, that's who I really am A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman --- Honky-Tonk Superman - Aaron Tippin