My Band

My band is gonna get so famous I'll save up the money to visit you At our show tonight I made 8.25$ oh my God From the t-shirts and the merch we made another 30 my God From two demo tapes another ten was made my God From the busking in the streets we made twenty each oh my God But it's not that hopeless when you really care For a one-way ticket on a plane Just give me two years and I'll be there My band is gonna get so famous we''ll buy the airline and we'll take the plane 40 for the gin, 2.40 for the juice, my God 400 the guitar and fifteen for the strings, my God 400 bucks again, this time it's for the rent, oh my God Twenty to the church to make sure Jesus heard me, my God Please my God At the show last night people danced and cheered Ego through the roof, up on stage I disappeared I saw your shining face there in the crowd Singing "chl-chl-chl-chlamydia" You knew all the words, I never felt so proud My band is gonna get so famous I'll save up the money to visit you My band is gonna get so famous I'll hire the mob to sneak you here My band is gonna get so famous that I'll hire Bill Nye to build a teleporter My band is gonna get so famous I'll call on the gods and the sun and rain My band is gonna get so famous that maybe, just maybe I'll see you again