Let's All Get Drunk

[Chorus] Let's all get drunk tonight I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight Maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight Find a woman that want to make love tonight A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's get dumb Drink some rum Make my teeth and gum feel real numb We'll be thinking bout survivin While we're drinkin and we're drivin Hope I don't wreck when my vision gets blurry Sober up lookin at an all white jury Judge don't like no drunk like me Punk might give me strike number three Cause when I'm drunk and when I'm high I don't give a damn bout a DUI Let's just get lit Dance like a nitwit Try to talk to the women that we can't get with Me and my staff make everybody laugh If the beer runs out we can all go half It's Friday night got the perfect weather Let's get drunk together [Chorus] Bacardi, Colt .45 Let's party we still alive Tomorrow brings pain and sorrow but tonight, we're all right Drink that beer till your belly can't hold it Tell the homeboys we fittin to get loaded Rollin through the Ante-dope Valley out there Hope the cops don't smell that beer on my breath Cause if the sheriff Catch a whiff Of that fifth It'll probably knock him stiff Don't look dumb if my breath on hum Stick your hand in you're pocket please, pass some gum So the cops can't tell my breath smell We won't go to jail We'll go to Palmdale With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather We can both get drunk together [Chorus] Baby I beg your pardon But your outfit's givin me a hardon Maybe some way, maybe some how You could dance with me, right here, right now Been lookin at you all night long That DJ's playin my favorite song Everything's splendid, don't mean no harm Don't get offended when I pull your arm I ain't felt this good since I don't know when And I might not feel this good again It's Friday night, beautiful weather Let's get drunk together [Chorus - 2X] --- Let's All Get Drunk - Afroman