Master Charge

My wife has a charge card That I got her the other day, I owe five hundred dollars That's just for yesterday. I said, "Honey, here's a present go out and shop around. Get a couple of dresses and browse around Downtown." She did just what I told her, Bought one, two or three Then came home looking silly Making goo-goo eyes at me. [Chorus: x3] Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America Card I said, "Did you get your dresses?" She said, "Yes, one or two, But I had to get me some shoes and I needed Some jewelry too." She had $200 dresses That I could have made and I can't sowe! Fifty Dollars pair of shoes And I thought you so and so. I said, "What about the jewelry?" As calmly as I could. She said, "Honey, you'll love them. They're pure African wood." [Chorus: x3] Let's charge it! Let's charge it! She said, "They were $200 and I paid One and a half!" I just didn't believe it, I was so mad I had to laugh. I could see it in my mind On a horse like Paul Revere I check my mail box 'Cause these bills keep coming here. [Chorus: x3] Charge it! Let's charge it! Let's charge it! --- Master Charge - Albert Collins