Smog Gets in Your Eyes

They asked me through the years Why I shed these tears. I of course replied, When you live in Van Nuys Smog gets in your eyes. I thought I played it wise, So I closed my eyes. But what do you suppose? When both my eyes I close, Smog gets up my nose. I went to price An anti-smog device To put behind my car. But all too quick, The smog became too thick, I could not find my car. Ten million cars provide Carbon monoxide. If they'd all drive a horse, There'd be no smog, of course, But there'd be something worse In your eyes! (tune of 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes) --- Smog Gets in Your Eyes - Allan Sherman