They Saved Hitler's Cock

They saved Hitler's cock. They hid it under a rock. I discovered it last night, I couldn't even, believe my eyes. If Hitler's cock could start to talk, It would say to kill today. If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, It would ask to share a date! They saved Hitler's cock. They stuffed it into a sock. They saved Hitler's cock. And now it wants to talk. Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard. Every night it kills a dog. And now it wants some night in fog. Hitler's cock is on the loose, And now I'm scared of what it wants to do! --- They Saved Hitler's Cock - Angry Samoans