Jules Lost His Jewels

C'est la vie, C'est la vie Comme ci, comme ca Alright, alright I named him Jules He stole my baby then he stole my heart I knew that he was a tiger Right from the start She plays rough with him 'Cause he's her ragamuffin, oh yeah She played hard but then he got harder She kicked his head That's when he got out on her I said to Jules, ""Just 'cause you're a cat Don't mean you ain't a man"" ""Just 'cause you're a man Don't mean every p***y need a dad"" ""Can't have you cream on my girl Find another dealer to pawn off your pearls"" Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he turned 18 Moved down to West Hollywood Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They went to go back to West Hollywood C'est la vie, C'est la vie Comme ci, comme ca Alright, alright, c'mon Jules made a mess On my baby's dress late last night Pumpin' up 'n' down with every whimpering sound Well oh my! She shook her knee and woke me up, said ""that Sick little brat's got my leg in a hump Well alright"" I pulled on his socks, pinned him down on his back said ""How does that feel?"" Then he sprayed on my lap, no! Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he turned 18 Moved down to West Hollywood Jules lost his jewels When came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he turned 18 Moved down to West Hollywood C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ca C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci --- Jules Lost His Jewels - Ariel Pink