Santa's In The Closet

Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard PJs, underwear Oh, ho-ho-ho Santa's gone and lost his apron Santa's cooking up some bacon [?] on the [?] [?] took away Santa's in the closet Santa's [?] Sixty candles, make a wish Santa's cake is on the dish Steady [?] rock instead Rocking at the kitchen door Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard PJs, underwear Oh, ho-ho-ho 18 karat, ginger snap [?] push is coming back [?] And he doesn't know jack [?] [?] spices at the door [?] And he doesn't know jack Up the [?] pull the latch [?] footsteps down the hatch Santa's movin' down the hall [?] Santa Claus is at the bar Santa wants to break the law Santa's goin', goin' down And Santa wants to go to hell 18 karat, ginger snap [?] push is coming back [?] And he doesn't know jack Santa's locked in the closet [?] I don't know how he got there Or what he's doing here --- Santa's in the Closet - Ariel Pink