Pinch Me

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could walk, but I'll just drive It's colder than it looks outside It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone Then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn When ya try to see the world beyond your front door Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile When ya realize that a guy my size might take a while Just to try to figure out what all this is for It's the perfect time of day To throw all your cares away Put the sprinkler on the lawn And run through with my gym shorts on Take a drink right from the hose And change into some drier clothes Climb the stairs up to my room Sleep away the afternoon It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone (pinch me) Then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn (pinch me) When ya try to see the world beyond your front door (I'm still asleep) Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile (please God) When ya realize that a guy my size might take a while (tell me) Just to try to figure out what all this is for (I'm still asleep) Pinch me Pinch me 'Cause I'm still Asleep Please God Tell me That I'm still asleep On an evening such as this It's hard to tell if I exist If I packed a car and leave this town Who'll notice that I'm not around? I could hide out under there I just made you say, "Underwear" I could leave but I'll just stay All my stuff's here anyway Like a dream you try to remember but it's gone (pinch me) Then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn (pinch me) When ya try to see the world beyond your front door (I'm still asleep) Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile (please God) When ya realize that a guy my size might take a while (tell me) Just to try to figure out what all this is for (I'm still asleep) Try to figure out what all this is for (I'm still asleep) Try to see the world beyond your front door (I'm still asleep) Try to figure out what all this is for