Raisins

Raisins come from grapes People come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place In a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece Or was it in Grease 2? I can't keep my movies straight When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great I don't want to be a bother But I think the phone's for you I've got orange pants I wear them when I dance But I don't get out that much You are just too loud I passed you in a crowd Thank you and keep in touch I don't speak Chinese Not even words like "please," "Thank you," or "how are you" But I can Parle Francais I parled a bit today It seemed like the thing to do I don't want to be a bother But I think you're in my seat --- Raisins - Barenaked Ladies