He Said She Said

On the telephone On the message board On the toilet wall Telemarket poll By sign language By a pigeon carriage By pressing red Fastest thumbs in the west We're waiting For fun, friendship and maybe more Fun, friendship and maybe more I am the man down I'm gonna lose my leg so just gimme the whiskey and let's go Yes I covet my neighbour's wife And yes I covet my neighbour's goods Don't get too close I might take a swipe And friendly fire still burns He said She said This is not a good time How about the New World Wine Or a set of shiny steak knives $29.95 I went for a video I came back with a tan I came back with a tan Still they gazed and their wonder grew In this world of it might just be you Watch them slip on the hamster wheel Tears give good TV He said She said --- He Said She Said - Bell X1