One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

September '75 I was 47 inches high Mom said someday I would have A bad ass mother G.I. Joe For your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf And 200 solemn faces Are you If you want to see me Check your papers and your T.V. Look who's tellin' who what to do Kiss my ass good-bye Don't give me that bullshit You know who I am I'm your nightmare little man Vic you stole my lunch money. Made me cry. Jane remember second grade Said you couldn't stand my face Rather than kiss me you said You'd rather die Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf And 200 solemn faces Are you If you want to see me Check your papers and your T.V. Look who's tellin' who what to do Kiss my ass good-bye You'll be sorry one day Yes you will, yes you will You shouldn't push me around Cause I will, yes I will You will be sorry when I'm big Yes you will be sorry --- One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds and Ben Folds Five