The Hottest Thing In Town

She's the queen of the red-hot mamas, hottest thing around And she shows up at a honky-tonk 'cause she can right just lay it down Ya know she get on down, on down to the ground She's the cat's meow and a dog's bow-wow, hottest thang in town Friend of a friend of a friend of mine said he knew her well Said she hung around heaven till she learned too much Then she headed straight for hell, she went straight to hell Everything for sale She walks the walk and talks the talk, hottest thang in town She's the hottest thing in town by a country mile She can lick her lips and roll her hips and really make you smile She's got everybody's number, she's making all the rounds She's a hell of a heavenly ball of fire, hottest thang in town Someday I'll get lucky and slide into her town Maybe if she sees me, we'll go round and round and round We'll go round and round, burn the whole town down We'll be the red-hot dame and her lady's clown, hottest thang in town She's the hottest thing in town by a country mile She can lick her lips and roll her hips, really make you smile She's got everybody's number, she's making all the rounds She's a hell of a heavenly ball of fire, hottest thang in town She's a hell of a heavenly ball of fire, hottest thang in town --- The Hottest Thing in Town - Billy Joe Shaver