Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, I can do better than You can do, I can do, we can do, I can do, much much better than You. Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. Anything You can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am, yes I am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. We can do most anything. Can you bake a pie? No. Well Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing louder. I can sing anything louder than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Sure I can. No you can't. Yes I can I'm superior, no you're inferior. I'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small. I'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one, I can beat you at anything', and that's not all. Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents. Forty cents. Thirty cents. Twenty cents. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper. I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet. Forty feet. Fifty feet. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can do it quicker and get even sicker. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yep. So can a rat. Any note you can reach, I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster. I can lick anyone faster than you. With your fist? With my feet. With your feet? With an axe. Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes We can. No you can't. Yes We can. No you can't. Yes We can, yes We can. --- Anything You Can Do - Bing Crosby, Ethel Merman, Alec Templeton and John Scott Trotter