Gentleman

This old middle finger has grown fat and tired from flicking the bird My mouth has grown cankerous from spitting dirty words I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss On the south side wearing Vietnamese cowboy clothes And I found out the hard way, that the pathway to her heart is not through her nose I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird And she wants a gentleman Nothing more, just a gentle friend It's getting hard to lie through my teeth 'Cause they rotted out and they 're not all there I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this nasty hair Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway jumping a trash can in Congolese cowboy clothes And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god damn froze I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird And she wants a gentleman Nothing more, just gentle friend Nothing less, than a gentleman Nothing more, just a gentleman Nothing less, than a gentle friend Nothing more, just a gentleman Nothing less, than a gentleman Than a gentleman Than a gentleman A gentleman, a gentleman, a gentleman C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Yeah, yeah Just a gentleman Just a gentleman C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Just a gentleman Yeah, yeah Just a gentleman Just a gentle friend Just a gentleman C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Yeah, yeah --- Gentleman - Black Lips