I've Never Done Anything Like This

I met her at the Sonic She was listening Detonic With her I-Pod and her roller skates She said her name was Summer When I asked her for her number She said "Never mind I get off at eight". She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel But she had the body from Hell Cause in a half an hour We were naked in the shower Taking dirty pictures on my cell Then she whispered in my ear I've never done I've never done I've never done anything like this I've never done anything like this Yeah, right! She drove me in her Saturn To the Sweetwater Tavern Just a block of the Denton Square She did a shot of Jager And she made out with the waiter While I was just sitting there Before too long her Clothes came off Like something out of girl's gone wild Had to come up with the bail, Just to get her out of jail And she threw up at the passenger's side Then she whispered in my ear I've never done I've never done I've never done anything like this I've never done anything like this Yeah, right! She says that trouble never finds her No fucked up history behind her She says she's never stolen anything Except the car we're driving Oh shit! Then she whispered in my ear I've never done I've never done I've never done anything like this I've never done anything like this I've never done anything like this I've never done anything like this Yeah, right! Yeah, right! --- I've Never Done Anything Like This - Kay Hanley and Bowling for Soup