TEMPER TANTRUM

You call yourself a man I can leg press like 500 lbs with only one hand I always flex in front of all my friends I'm gonna put my legs behind my head And suck my own dick Because it's masculine Craft beer's for pussies I only drink busch lite And if you talk shit on kid rock I'll end your fucking life I park in the handicap spot because i don't give a fuck I used to drive a pickup but now I drive a monster truck Holy shit God damn Who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favorite sports bar I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass My dad's a cop and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass People wonder why I'm always angry all the time But if you mention it I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime I swear to god I've never cried a single time in my life No, I'm totally serious, I'm the manliest type of guy Yeah I only enjoy eating phallic shaped foods Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy It helps me show off my muscles to other guys I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough But honestly, i weep at night because I'm not that buff I'll never understand why women always put me in the friend zone I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone The truth is I think there's something wrong with me Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny pee pee --- TEMPER TANTRUM - Brojob