Trip to the Golden Arches

'Cause all the cars are slowing up And now the lights are going red And all these stupid little thoughts start swimming through my head The girl in front's doing her lippy in the mirror there A wide boy cruises up and he stops just to have a stare Meanwhile the girl behind him's had enough and starts to beep Sticks her finger out the window and starts shouting things On the other side of the road two cars have had a prang And in the middle of all this I'm just trying to stay calm Cos who'd have thought you could have so much fun Staring at two red lights Wishing that you had a gun Oh it wasn't supposed to turn out like this I only popped out for a banana milkshake And a supersized pack of chips It wasn't supposed to turn out like this Cos now my back's really starting to ache Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 20" rims And your cream leather seats With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other Whats your problem you stupid mother Cause who'd have thought you could have so much fun Staring at two red lights Wishing that you had a gun Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this I only popped out for a banana milkshake And a supersized pack of chips It wasn't supposed to turn out like this Cause now my blood pressures up and my eyes have gone red I've got rage on the brain, I need to get myself set There's a policeman on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone What's that 3 points, 60 quid I should have stayed at home Who'd have thought you could have so much fun staring at two red lights Wishing that you had a gun Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this I only popped out for a banana milkshake and a supersized pack of chips It wasn't supposed to turn out quite like this --- Trip to the Golden Arches - Bromheads Jacket