Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said free that brown eyed man You want your job, you better free that brown eyed man Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To reach a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Way back in history three thousand years Back ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears For a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble, was a brown eyed handsome man Well the beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her darling go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man Well DeMilo's Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Well, two, three the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Rounding third he was headed for home It was a brown eyed handsome man That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man