You're Moving out Today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in May in remind you that's its been a year since then Today the landlady she said to me (what did she say?) Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face) Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea So pack your toys away You pretty boys away Your 45's away Your alibis away Your Spanish flies away Your one-more-tries away Your old tye-dyes away You're moving out today (I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry) Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (ha ha ha ha ha) The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?) Why don't you take up with the bakers wife instead of me? Fool. So pack your rubber duck I'd like to wish you luck Your funny cigarettes Your sixty one cassettes Pack all your clothes away Your rubber hose away Your old day-glows away You're moving out today La da da da da, bah bah dud da dud da dumb da da dumb, bad a bub bub bub (I hate to do it, I hate to do it, I hate to do it, I hate it, I just can't take it) I'm so sorry [Repeat x2] Pack up your dirty looks Your songs that have no hooks Your stacks of Modern Screen Your portrait of the Queen Your mangy cat away Your baby fat away You're headed that-away You're moving out today Pack up your fork and spoon Please leave my Lorna Doone's Your map of Mozambique Your water bed that leeks La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la Can't help it, the girl can't help it Can't help it, the girl can't help it Can't help it, the girl can't help, so get out of my house you dirty... (I'm so sorry) La la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la (I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry) --- You're Moving Out Today - Carole Bayer Sager