The Upside Of Being Down

I don't have to put on makeup I don't have to do my hair And when I open up that Hagen Das I don't have to share And there's no one there to notice If I gain a couple pounds And that's the upside of bein' down I've got twice the closet space That I can fill up with new shoes And I can paint the bedroom pretty pink With lacy curtains if I choose And I won't have to deal with fishing gear Muddy boots layin' 'round And that's the upside of bein' down Days when I'm feelin' low Yeah, I got 'em When my tears won't stop fallin' to the ground But there's only one place left to go When you're at the bottom And that's the upside of bein' down I can let my dog jump on the bed And curl up next to me at night I don't have to lose an argument 'Cause now I'm always right And I can dance with who I want to When I go out on the town And that's the upside of bein' down Days when I'm feelin' low Yeah, I got 'em When my tears won't stop fallin' to the ground But there's only one place left to go When you're at the bottom And that's the upside of bein' down Yeah, that's the upside of bein' down