Ice Cream As Main Course

We were the ones who paved the way For this street trash of today Tattoos and sports bars You can't hear yourself think Just the chink chink chink as they sink Another jug of vodka mixed with an energy drink But back in the olden days We were cool In Musso and Frank's We ordered ice cream as main course In a turban of silk Drinking chocolate milk With a shot of rum on the side, well of course Hanging with high culture refugees You don't have to be nice You never have to say please In the precinct they built a 30's style bar And then they put some guy on the door Just to keep out all the 30's style people Yeah, myth made visible A festival of festivities, yes it is Champagne for all I needed someone to explain to me What it means to be alive Could you give me a call? Tank top, no bra No class, you'll go far Yeah that's par for the course Yeah that's a hell of a look And surely it couldn't hurt If I just loosened my belt And let you steer me (steer me) Way off course Ooh we were cool In Musso and Frank's We ordered ice cream as main course In a turban of silk Drinking chocolate milk With a shot of rum on the side, well of course And s*xual intercourse That's what it's all about, of course After, I'll buy you dinner We'll order ice cream as main course --- Ice Cream As Main Course - Jarvis Cocker and Chilly Gonzales