A Common Disaster

A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket, But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster I found myself a friend, But he's crooked as a stick in water So now I'm writing fairy tales To catch the spirit of revenge He's got a plan to steal my little sister, But I'm not too concerned 'Cause I will get him in the end Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster Going to find me someone to share A common disaster Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull Not worry too much about the happily-ever-after Just keep the Caddy moving 'Til we're well beyond that hill Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster