G shit
What up?
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
This is straight G shit
And all you can do is respect it
Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
None of y'all niggas got shit to say
Rhymes keep comin' off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed, runnin' things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slappin' the hell out of hoes because I can
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
Y'all givin' niggas what they needin'
'Til bitches understand I'm mean and
Swift McVay is, blowin' up
Courvoisier 'til I'm throwin' up
Wanna player hate me, bitch so what?
What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
All you want to do is want to stick him up
You want to rob me but I got too much (ha)
D-12, naturally lifted
You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit
You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
Y'all major soft
Cops gettin' mad 'cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
Blood and shit
That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch
So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
Even if the nigga don't care to nut
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a slut
So open your legs up and get my duck
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Go get my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I don't spit game, no longer than my name
Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay p***y, p***y pay me
Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
And knowin' the fact, I was born to mack
That's why I got a ho in the back, blowin' my sack
Got good game, that's a hood thang
Now that you bring loot off poo-tang
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga (come back please)
Rob a L7, that's a square
You a bottom ho, you gotta know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast, bitch, and swallow slow
(Ah) Bitch, quit talkin' back
(Ah-ah) Now walk the track
I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
You get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's it
Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it's
Another client for you to hit
I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
And I'ma slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or somethin'
Cryin' and whinin' like you tired or somethin'
Go suck some head until it aches from buffin'
You don't work? You make nothin'
I'm just another case of a lazy husband
I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfit, then take it back
When you page me bitch I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act (what up?)
Hoes recognize, and niggas do too
'Cause they realize that niggas do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
Bitch, hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
And don't be askin' me, all kind of questions
All harassin' me, callin' stressin'
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Lookin' for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Bring me my (dough)
Go get me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Sell that p***y
Sell that p***y, bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You got a itch? You fuckin' dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin' some dick
Niggas want p***y, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it, I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help, I'm on 7 Mile and)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin'
Shut your fuckin' mouth and you'll be out by the mornin'
'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Get me my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a (ho)
You just a (ho)
That's all you is (ho, ho, ho)
You just a dirty-ass bitch
A dirty-ass, nasty-ass, stinky-ass, filthy-ass, stanky-ass bitch
Hahaha
But I love you (hahaha)
Kim
And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin'
You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen you ever seen in yo' goddamn life
Yo, this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
And we keep the p***yholes smilin' because we always wylin'
You know what I'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin' 'bout
We lettin' you know right here
That pimpin', it ain't dead
We love gettin' head, in a dirty-ass bed
That's just what we do
You know we was throwin' heroin pimp parties back in 1968
The p***y is all great
I'll see you at eight, bitch
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Pimp Like Me - D12 and Dina Rae