Never Relaxed

there was this kid named syd and he was born maybe the doctor hit him a little too hard he just seemed to have gotten off to a bad start never relax never relax never relax big brothers and big sisters gave him lots of attention but syd was a hyperactive kid he just never seemed able to sit still never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax unlike the other kids on his block syd never learned how to walk he just ran around acting nervous never relax never relax never relax he sat in school in detention drawing funny pictures on the wall not a moment of peace did syd ever find never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax now when syd discovered mastrubation he just couldn't keep a good thing down but it didnt help much his condidton never relax never relax never relax syd signed up for the army cause he got tired of working in the pottery and they sent him to a foriegn country never relax never relax never relax syd met this girl in east germany and she invited him up to his room for some tea then she pulled out a gun and took his money never relax never relax never relax she shot syd through the head and syd died and went to hell and he burned and he burned and he yelled never been relaxed never relax never relax now the devil said this aint fair most people who come here have had their share of comfort so he sat syd in a reclining chair but it was an electric chair never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax never relax --- Never Relaxed - Daniel Johnston