As You Like It

Haha, here we go! Oh yeah! Mrs. McGarvey's man joined the army Said he was going off to war He'd send her a letter when things would get better And she kept it safe in the kitchen drawer Then she met Charlie at her friend's party He said, you look lonely on your own He started to tamper in the back of his camper Mrs. McGarvey began to moan Oh how time flies like a whizz (Especially when you're enjoying yourself) Oh what a lovely boy he is (Who?) Mr. McGarvey back from the army (Yeah right) Everything went according to plan (His plan) He missed the target was living in Margate Dressed as a busty barmaid named Anne (And she was cute) Oh how time brings out the truth (Brings out the truth in everybody) So when he called from the telephone booth (From around the corner) Guess who answered? (Who?) Little boy Charlie (Hello) he's three and a half now He strings together a sentence or two (Who are you on the line?) So a few minutes later Who arrives at the gate but Mr. McGarvey in some high heeled shoes (Very nice, they are) Oh how time flies like a whizz (Wooo yes it does) Oh what a lovely girl he is Now everyone's happy we just call him pappy And let Charlie do the rest It's nothing like Shakespeare but that's how I got here Oh what the bird hath done to her own nest (As you like it) --- As You Like It - Dave Stewart