Let's Pretend

You say you work on weekends At seven in the morning You fuck me like an old friend You say your ex was pretty boring, well me too When we walk into bodegas I thank God they’re open late-night Maybe someday I could date you We’ll play dress-up and I might need you And I’ll still pretend that I’m your man And you’ll never mind me staying out when you’re at home in bed And it’s the fool who fell for you No, it’s not me talking, don’t believe a word he says to you Oh let’s pretend you’ll picture me too So tell me what you’re into And I can do you that way Throw you back against the window Leave your clothes all in the hallway with your shoes Show me to your best friends I’ll wear a brand-new t-shirt So a better first impression Is what I leave when it’s all over with you And I’ll still pretend that I’m your man And you’ll never mind me staying out when you’re at home in bed Oh and it’s the fool who fell for you No, it’s not me talking, don’t believe a word he says to you Oh let’s pretend you’ll picture me too Yeah ooh-sha-la-la, ooh-sha-la-la Ooh-sha-la-la, ooh-sha-la-la Ooh-sha-la-la, ooh-sha-la-la-ah So let’s pretend that I’m your man And you’ll never mind me staying out when you’re at home in bed Oh and it’s the fool who fell for you No, it’s not me talking, don’t believe a single word he says to you Oh let’s pretend you’ll picture me too Oh let’s pretend you’ll picture me too Oh let’s pretend you’ll picture me too