Chinese Children

If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children Well out of my toes, My little black baby grows And that's my fact Well if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah, if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in China, If I lived in China Well out of my ears, My little black baby hears And that's my fact Now if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah, if I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in India, They'd still be Chinese children And out of my toes, My little blue baby grows And that's another fact Now if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah, if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in Spain-land, They'd still be Chinese children And if I lived in Greece-land, They'd still be Chinese children But out of my thumbs, My little red baby runs And that's another fact An unchanging fact Now if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children Well if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children But out of my ears, My little gray baby hears And that's my fact Well if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children And if I lived in Japan I'd still have Chinese children Well if I lived in this land, Or if I lived in that land And up from my lungs And standing on my tongue My little baby sung Yeah, if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children And if I lived in Oakland, I'd still have Chinese children If I was an Indian Yeah, if I was an Indian Whatever I do, They're Chinese through and through Well I like Chinese children I got Chinese children --- Chinese Children - Devendra Banhart