Yeah, look
If I were to rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
'Cause you're just dying to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin' baout Paul Wall
You'd probably crap in your pants 'cause I'm white and he's white
So he's like my competition, I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope and so is Bubba, so
B-b-b-but I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents, do donuts
Sometimes I play possum like I'm asleep, it's awesome
I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake, I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey
And sink my teeth in 'em and fill 'em full of poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill 'em
And let 'em know that I just don't feel 'em
And smack 'em with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
I was taught, if you're gonna murder somebody, you should face 'em
Tell 'em why, look 'em dead in the eye, then waste 'em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
Then swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls
For this rap game, and it g-g-goes
One, two, three, check-check
One, two, three, check-check, one, two, three
That ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say
My public adores me
Everybody bores me, they just so corny
So, at night, before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers, "come nearer"
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
"Shady, I know you're in there somewhere, come here
Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair
Why don't you cut your hair? Hahaha
Dye it back, come on, try it"
"Ah no, I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you?"
"But I'm here to re-build you"
"But I already killed you"
"But Shady, we were meant for each other
Think about your mother"
"Yeah, so what of her?"
"Well, think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes"
"f******u, motherfucker, I had you beat"
"No, I was playin' possum
Remember? I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your soul's mine, I'm taking it back"
"You fucking bitch, why?"
"Because I love you
Look a little closer, isn't that us on that poster? Haha"
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
"Shady, listen, (Shady) you hear that?
They're screamin' for you, I can bring your career back"
"But I don't want it back"
"Yes, you do"
"No, I don't"
"Yes, you do, you're gonna regret it later"
"No, I won't"
"I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor"
"Go ahead, I already talked to Dre yesterday"
"Well, I got him on the phone right now" ("Slim?")
"You're lying" ("Yo Slim?") "How? Why now?
What up, Dre?"
"Check this out, Slim, I gotta talk to you
I dunno, it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs, you became a lot softer"
"But Dre, all Shady is, is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka"
"Well, just think about Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back and let me know what's up?"
"Fuck this mirror, ah"
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
"f******u, die you son-of-a-bitch"
"Put the gun down"
"Bye-bye
Okay, I'm still alive"
"So am I, too, you cant kill a spirit even if you tried to, haha
You sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night, you
Prayed to God you'd give anything to get a record deal
Well, Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life, Marshall, right? Ooh
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice, woo
Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price, too?
That you're just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without NyQuil
Become a Valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together, we can break the cycle
Marshall?" ("What?")
"No one's gonna love you like I do"
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together, my darling
And if I can not have you, no one can, you're my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
